firawren:

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that’s cool
😀 “they’re free,” hehe!
🤣 “16 cents,” perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that’s cool
😐 “16 cents”? yes, that’s literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you’ve ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don’t know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don’t collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

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notajerusalemcricket:

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tt40art:

I accidentally took the most threatening photo of Lenny…….

lambylin:

lambylin:

lambylin:

don’t know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i’ll make a whale skeleton that’s small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it’s going to be sick as hell

my vision btw

HEY

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e-clv:

It’s so funny that cats can get embarrassed. Yesterday Audrey knocked over a chair while parading about & literally went to nap in her tower for three hours after and wouldn’t come see me. Just now she got trapped in the end of our bed because our sheet is tucked in and she insisted on going under the covers and crawling to the end of it and got stuck, and now she is once again hiding in her tower in shame. Foolish fuzzy adorable beasts

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hollowboobtheory:

i-say-ok:

thicc-astronaut:

traycakes:

shamebats:

aloeverawrites:

shamebats:

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This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

“Oh want to use the bathroom? I’ll just need you to produce an egg real quick”.

Reddit thread

Chicken only bathrooms. Not the animal rights move we wanted-

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POV: you (human) (not a fetus) have illegally entered a public women’s bathroom in Kansas

It’s impossible to define woman in a way that excludes all trans women and doesn’t exclude any cis women, but defining women in a way that excludes all human women trans or cis is a pretty amazing fuckup.

Diogenes moment

ok.

Perry the Platypus can piss here.

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geekybibliophile:

sosuperawesome:

Computer Component Insect Sculptures by Julie Alice Chappell on Etsy

See our ‘sculpture’ tag

Follow So Super Awesome: Facebook • Pinterest • Instagram

@sweetenmyday

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kleefkruid:

I was looking at seagull stickers for my instagram story and I came across seagulls saying supportive things like “You matter! <3” and that’s the first time I’ve gone “He would not fucking say that” over an animal. These birds are fueled by spite. They would yell slurs if they could. Not even the right ones. A seagull would call an old lady a faggot they don’t care

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baddiebbrbtingz:

mag “highlighter eyeballs” lastname my beloathed

scrubfeast:

scrubfeast:

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

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